yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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