Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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