And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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