There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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