The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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