He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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