Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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