I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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