he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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