im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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