Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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