ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
