Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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