no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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