Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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