apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Drunk is not a location!
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