I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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