Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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