I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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