This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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