Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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