I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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