"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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