Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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