That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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