If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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