that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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