i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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