i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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