Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
