Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
