I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
there is glitter all over my balls
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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