Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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