What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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