And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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