I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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