You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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