I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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