How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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