Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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