"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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