your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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