Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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