sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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