D3 body, D1 cock
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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