On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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