I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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