I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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