so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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