omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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